その124　『短編集』

>"Not Quite BEAUTY AND THE BEAST"

Mr. Boo: "Booty and the beast~♪"(He arranges the original song and puts his name in it)
Me: "Am I actually seeing the beast?"

>"GOD'S HANDS"

Me: "Hey, Mr. Boo! Our baby is moving so much now, come feel my tummy"
(When he touches my stomach)
Him: "It's me, Mr. Boo~"
My tummy: "...........(silence)"
Me: "Did you calm it down with your hands?"

>"DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU?!"

Mr. Boo: "Why are you staring at me so much?"

His boxer pants are always rolled in after taking bath so I have to fix it for him.

>"100% MR. BOO"

He tries to keep his thing covered with the tray, like the popular Japanese comedian.

...But it's EXPOSED THE WHOLE TIME!!!!lololol