その102　『小ネタ集～1コマ劇場～』

><He moves too rapidly on the sheet>
...pills only on his side...

><As Scheduled>
He puts "eating chocolate" in out common schedule app and does make it into action.

Him: "Just so I don't forget that I put in the fridge, you know"

><ECO couple>
We only need 5 plates each of sushi to get full and happy.

Me: "Who's full?"
Him: "I am!"

><3rd Trial to Siri>

Him: "Hey Siri! Count down 15 minutes!"
Siri "Guy guy gay marriage. Do you want to search 'Guy guy gay marriage' on the web?"
Him: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Siri never gets what he says.